I'm jotting this post down due to Beth a.k.a. "the problem child" (I don't know why mom always calls her that behind her back. Seems a little mean...)
As per a phone call this morning (I'm using a light definition of 'morning' here - 3:30pm.), I realize that the upcoming generation are starting to be lied to earlier than normal this year. Mino must be in need of behavior-enhancing motivation because Beth called me up wanting to do the typical "Fake Santa" routine.
This troubles me. We're not even through Halloween yet. I have to go buy yellow socks tonight to complete my Penguin/Linus-Torvalds costume. But here I am being plagued with Fake Santa calls? Gadzooks!
Be it known across our lie-to-my-kids-for-fun family that I will not participate in the role of Fake Santa until after Thanksgiving.
I suggest calling uncle Roger upon the next need of behavior motivation, or just spank the crap out of them.
